GrumpyCatStevens
GrumpyCatStevens t1_j221ht2 wrote
Reply to comment by FTBagginz in What's "Shaddow Banning"? by rch5050
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GrumpyCatStevens t1_iy5r0g7 wrote
No Harley-Davidson was ever that light - not even with all the fluids drained.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_ixi9idw wrote
Reply to comment by PrudentDamage600 in There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail with illegible addresses… by Biriuk1337
Nah - there would be $10 missing in that case.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_iujxxmm wrote
Reply to comment by MasksOfAnarchy in A guy walks into a bar on Halloween by Firegoat1
I'd like to meet his tailor.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_iu13x1f wrote
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GrumpyCatStevens t1_iu0u1vh wrote
Reply to A customized 1973 Cadillac Eldorado parked on a Harlem street in 1975. by L0st_in_the_Stars
Money doesn't buy taste.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_iu0gi8m wrote
Reply to comment by ItsCalledSquawPeak in Basically what the Roth era was. Van halen (1978) by dutchiedudeguy
"I used to have a drug problem. Then I got money!"
- DLR
GrumpyCatStevens t1_iu0gcrb wrote
Reply to comment by cmakry in Basically what the Roth era was. Van halen (1978) by dutchiedudeguy
On their first European tour, Van Halen opened for Black Sabbath. And by several accounts (including the band members themselves), they blew Sabbath's doors off.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_itzux2s wrote
Leaving your job doesn't cost much.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_itzustq wrote
Reply to comment by LittleLui in What's the difference between your job and your wife? by Far-Hat3075
I also choose this guy's dead job.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_itussu3 wrote
Reply to Cross-examination of a coroner by LadeeAlana
"When was your child conceived?"
"August 25."
"And what were you doing at that time?"
"Getting laid."
GrumpyCatStevens t1_itmy9zg wrote
What's more Irish than potatoes?
No potatoes.
GrumpyCatStevens t1_j52eeiq wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
I'm bisexual. If I want sex badly enough, I'll buy it.