Grizzly489
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7j0ms wrote
Reply to comment by anon13243546576 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I'm drinking in the garage with my dad, laughing about it right now... but still feel like it's a dream I'll wake up from. My girlfriend is picking me up soon because I can't spend the night and face my grandpa again in the morning. Like... this is my life now. I'm the grandma luber of the family.
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7ikzd wrote
Reply to comment by Cool_Dark_Place in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Obviously! The sandwich maker and vacuums won't be here til after Christmas, so I'm glad I jad a plan B in my back pocket! Oh, that reminds me- Plan B!
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7icru wrote
Reply to comment by ThatKaleidoscope8736 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
She got a pair of iridescent tumbler cups that's she's been eyeing for months, a forever rose, and 2 VIP 2nd row tickets to her favorite comedian. The lube was the throw-away part of the gift. Wasn't integral to the story...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7i5bd wrote
Reply to comment by fenriq in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I'm a CNA with dementia patients, this true story is actually pretty mild compared to many I could tell! But this one's personal and doesn't violate HIPAA.
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7hvnb wrote
Reply to comment by Panda180602 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
I got it for me (us, but me! Lol), but it's getting thrown in with the rest of her gift, just because I'm a guy and we do stupid shit like that and think it's funny, idk... it's the gag/joke part of the gift, but it's something we (I) would enjoy. Not now though! Bad memories...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7hm70 wrote
Reply to comment by Neriek in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Just added it to my calander for Dec 31 at 10 PM! I promise to update before the ball drops. It's probably be less exciting, though. Awkward for me and my mom and grandpa. My dad's already laughing about it though. And my grandma just yelled "Oh no!" when an old WW2 TV show played a radio message about President Roosevelt passing away, so... I'm not exactly worried about her holding a grudge!
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7h3k0 wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
You aren't wrong, though...
Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7h16w wrote
Reply to comment by Mlkbird14 in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
"her" was in quotes because that was more of a gift to myself. But since that detail of the story is what you want elaborated... as I said,, that was part of her gift. I also got her a forever rose, a couple of iridescent tumbler cups that she always takes off the shelf and calls cute, but puts back on the shelf, and 2 2nd row VIP seats to her favorite Trevor Noah next November. I know how to gift give, I just wanted to keep the story about my fuck up instead of my strengths 💪
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Grizzly489 OP t1_iy7k0p1 wrote
Reply to comment by lucamew in TIFU by covering my demented grandmother in sex lube. by Grizzly489
Dating since late August, yes. But we've been best friends for 3 years and working together for 5. Knew each other casually (small town Wisconsin) for about 15 years. She's been "Wife" in my phone for years now and it's not at all sarcastic anymore, as new as the actual romantic part may be.