Godtiermasturbator
Godtiermasturbator t1_j7cf3ud wrote
Reply to comment by cerebralkrap in TIL that Taylor Lautner's wife is also named Taylor Lautner by a_hall
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Godtiermasturbator t1_j6j1vxe wrote
Reply to TIL of Clement Vallandigham, a lawyer and congressman during the Civil War. The Union deported him for supporting the Confederacy. After the war, he died by accidentally shooting himself during a murder trial while trying to show the murder weapon could have misfired. His client got off as a result by MikiLove
“HHhhnnnngggg! Sorry, I’ll clean that up” - the client
Godtiermasturbator t1_j6balhl wrote
Reply to comment by Blutarg in TIL until the early 1970s, funeral homes in the US doubled as ambulance services. If you were hurt or sick, you’d probably be transported to the hospital in a hearse. by LazeLinez
Funeral home people greedy? The very thought….
Godtiermasturbator t1_j6bae9x wrote
Reply to comment by Amazing-Yam6514 in TIL that the popular Springfield (Missouri) style cashew chicken dish was invented by a Chinese born chef who also among other achievements was part of the D-Day invasion. by es_price
Old man yells at cloud
Godtiermasturbator t1_j61educ wrote
Reply to comment by Greene_Mr in TIL that after scientists sequenced the genome of a tiger they found that it shares 95.6% of its DNA with the domestic cat, from which it diverged 10.8 million years ago. by countdookee
God has certainly fucked me several times
Godtiermasturbator t1_j61bkm4 wrote
Reply to comment by Greene_Mr in TIL that after scientists sequenced the genome of a tiger they found that it shares 95.6% of its DNA with the domestic cat, from which it diverged 10.8 million years ago. by countdookee
Technically you can fuck anything
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5qwt7p wrote
Reply to comment by fairie_poison in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
Yes. Yes I am.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5qwr4z wrote
Reply to comment by FaagenDazs in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
Nah they’re all right, I’m literally Hitler. Going overboard is super in fashion right now. Cancel all the things.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5pvx7j wrote
Reply to comment by TigBiddiesMacDaddy in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
Me and every looney tunes writer, I’m good with that
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5p69m6 wrote
Reply to TIL the Toyota Camry is named after the Kanmuri, the long hat traditionally worn only by Japanese Emperor and other aristocrats by Walkerthon
I guess that’s where bowing came from. They were trying to smash flies that landed on the table with that thing.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5p64za wrote
Reply to comment by zstandig in TIL the Toyota Camry is named after the Kanmuri, the long hat traditionally worn only by Japanese Emperor and other aristocrats by Walkerthon
Yor a special hat
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5p5ha5 wrote
Reply to comment by cows_revenge in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
I always present to the ER when I walk in
Godtiermasturbator t1_j5p5ckx wrote
Reply to comment by MamaLlama629 in TIL that in 2020, researchers tried to determine the actual effects of ingesting George's Marvelous Medicine (from the Roald Dahl book), consisting of shampoo, anti-freeze, brown paint, floor polish, and 30 other household items. It would cause vomiting, kidney injury, convulsions, and likely death. by derstherower
They tested it on the dopey researcher no one liked. “DAAuurr gee boss ya want me to take dat medicine? Ddaaahh sure!!”
Godtiermasturbator t1_j4t1l7w wrote
Reply to comment by iggystar71 in TIL in 1967 you could buy a Ford Mustang in 47 different colors by MoreTacoPie
Cheaper Chevys have the best colors. Vibrant and unusual, and usually very pretty. Problem is they’re on Chevy cars.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j4t1d42 wrote
Reply to comment by mbmbmb01 in TIL in 1967 you could buy a Ford Mustang in 47 different colors by MoreTacoPie
gottem
Godtiermasturbator t1_j4nyi17 wrote
Reply to comment by choschnebab in TIL in 1967 you could buy a Ford Mustang in 47 different colors by MoreTacoPie
Yep. Hope you like white gray black blue or red.
Godtiermasturbator t1_j3ndrdd wrote
Reply to comment by brkh47 in TIL that according to a Children's Sugar Consumption Survey, children eat 22.862 sugar snacks a week on average on Pennsylvania, the most of any state in the United States (Lowest: Utah, 4.830) by B0rtles
Maybe for an eighth grader’s science class project
Godtiermasturbator t1_j3811p7 wrote
Godtiermasturbator t1_j3062uc wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIL that all the gold that has ever been mined in all of human history could fill about three Olympic-sized swimming pools. by westondeboer
Let’s go lookin matey
Godtiermasturbator t1_j2oro2w wrote
Reply to comment by TheProfessor_18 in TIL The largest diamond ever found was the Cullinan Diamond, which was discovered in South Africa in 1905. It weighed 3,106.75 carats (over 1.2 pounds) and was cut into nine separate stones, including the Great Star of Africa, which is the largest clear-cut diamond in the world at 530.2 carats. by mic3ttaa
Well and it's a little tough to hide under your coat
Godtiermasturbator t1_j2cwz6s wrote
Reply to comment by its-not-me_its-you_ in TIL: in 2002 amateur astronomer Bill Yeung accidentally rediscovered the 3rd stage of Apollo 12s Rocket, after NASA misscalculated its discarding burn, causing it to enter a 40 year cycle switching between sun and earth orbits. by Anubis17_76
We did it reddit!
Godtiermasturbator t1_j2cwrdm wrote
Reply to TIL The darkest color in the world doesn't have a name, it has the ability to absorb 99.995% of light and has been used to cover a diamond worth 2 million dollars for an "artistic project" by mic3ttaa
And then placed it in front of a black backdrop, eliminating any wow factor
Godtiermasturbator t1_j2814x5 wrote
Reply to comment by curiouscabbage69 in TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash
That's what they should call it!
Godtiermasturbator t1_j281297 wrote
Reply to comment by PasghettiSquash in TIL John Matuszak, best known for playing Sloth in The Goonies, was a state champion in the shot put, was the #1 overall draft pick in the NFL, was served a restraining order during a game, had a head coach perform life-saving CPR, won 2 Super Bowls, and acted with Ringo Starr before ODing at 38 by PasghettiSquash
Revenge on an abusive family is the best catharsis
Godtiermasturbator t1_j7gl10x wrote
Reply to comment by Markantonpeterson in Video from epicenter of earthquake in Kahramanmaras , Turkey shows the city has been destroyed. by LillyTheElf
And what about search and rescue attempts? All those buildings are likely death traps for first responders. No words for how horrible this is.