Girafferage

Girafferage t1_j0kexpp wrote

They will still overreact to being exposed to it, because just like before, it can't be absorbed through your skin. You have to intentionally take it. Police that pretend to react to it are almost certainly having panic attacks because of fear of it due to insanely low understanding of how it works.

Honestly this vaccine could just be a piece of wood. "Bite down on this and avoid injecting anything into your body and you can't be exposed to fentanyl".

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Girafferage t1_iuy4x7h wrote

I'm going to make an AI right here right now that is better at distributing wealth.

Print("I am an advanced Artificial Intelligence. Please wait while I distribute wealth");

individualWealthToBeGiven = GetSumOfAmericansIncome() / GetTotalNumberOfAmericans();

leftoverFundsForPizzaParty = GetSumOfAmericansIncome() % GetTotalNumberOfAmericans();

Wait(30);

Print($"Congratulations on your individual wealth of {individualWealthToBeGiven}, and please enjoy your well earned pizza party with the remaining {leftoverFundsForPizzaParty}");

I will now accept my Nobel prize.

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