Good, cursed and cheap... you just handed me a yo' mama joke on your own mama.

You know what? For 150k (give or take) you can buy in the Bronx in places that are livable.

Pros:

multiple train lines

cheap, fresh produce and meat

45 minutes to mid-town

No hipsters

Cons:

Noisy abuelitas playing bingo... They get ornery (fly) like a G6...

Amateur stunt cyclists (they never meat crayon, disappointingly)

That one murder of crows that knows my face.

The weird neighbor with the startling sneeze.