GerManiac77
GerManiac77 t1_jabquzt wrote
Reply to comment by always-paranoid in Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
„Chuck Norris… Never heard of her“ Bud Spencer
GerManiac77 t1_j6chz3r wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
When I was young we had a dog that had no legs. And he had no name.. For what? If you call him he would come neither.
This one just works in german. Was machst du mit nem Hund ohne Beine? (What do you do with a dog with no legs?)
Um die Häuser ziehen. (Draw around the Block. „Um die Häusern ziehen“ means to be out on the town in german)
GerManiac77 t1_jcklufe wrote
Reply to comment by Grantley34 in A genie says to an alcoholic drifter, "You have three wishes, what would you like for your first wish"? by StraightDildo
With a bottle that is never empty there is a chance he’ll be pretty drunken pretty often. He may break his magic bottle. Then he had two spare magic bottles