Messi got some growth hormone treatments but odds are that's only because he needed it as an athlete and was pretty far below average height. It doesn't add that much height either

Odds are better to just be cool with the superior lifespan and knee/back health that shorter/average people have

Handball seems cool, reminds me of those "throw the ball in the goal" games we'd come up with as kids

I was gonna say pizza dough but ok

He knows all too well that's how Petr Yan lost his title

Someone dirty like Draymond should never have been on the roster but they can hopefully at least set that straight now