GaffJuran
GaffJuran t1_iy9mwvq wrote
Reply to comment by c4r0n1x in This restroom supports both toilet paper directions. by Glades_road
…Unless you have a particularly playful cat. Then you’re just wasting tp.
GaffJuran t1_iy9mrqs wrote
The right is the standard way, the baseline, but the left is useful if you have a cat.
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Reply to comment by Emergency_Paperclip in [EU] Dumbledore is called away by an apocalyptic emergency. In order to keep Hogwarts safe, he casts a spell that will summon the ideal person to run the school in his absence and protect it. What he didn't expect was that it would be one Ron Swanson... by superanth
“On the night I punched Lord Voldemort in the face, I warned him several times to back off, and instead he attacked me, twice. I don’t even know why you have lords, they’re weak and cowardly relics of a feeble nation. When I punched him, he dropped so quickly I thought he was diving towards the ground. It felt good punching a man with no nose, like punching a pillow, but it can still feel shame. I regret nothing, the end.”