Gaelhelemar
Gaelhelemar t1_jd3he6b wrote
Reply to comment by happyrabo in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos
Then… probably damaged while refueling in Jupiter before leaving the Sol system? I dunno.
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Reply to comment by NikiTheBlob in [WP] Everyone loves the brooding Adventurer who took a liking to your village. For weeks, they have been quietly enjoying your peaceful ways and helping around. The Hero's secret is that this is only delaying the inevitable. Once they go back to advancing the Main Quest, the village will be doomed. by Daedal75
And the player’s going “oh not again”.
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Reply to comment by Shalidar13 in [WP] The villagers call you their guardian spirit that has protected them since the time of ashes, in truth you are a monstrosity of war that protects the village in an attempt to clear your conscience. by Sorrow41
Now I’m imagining this is a Metal Gear with its own sentience, long after the fall of organized civilization.
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Reply to comment by SirPiecemaker in [EU] In the 41st millennium, when the only thing preventing the demise of humanity against hostile forces is the Imperium of Man, there exists a secret, nearly forgotten department: the Imperium Anomaliae, also known as the SCP Foundation. by IAmOEreset
My oiled abs quiver in anticipation of a second installment.
Gaelhelemar t1_j5f2obk wrote
Reply to comment by FarFetchedFiction in [WP] Out of nowhere, thousands of voices begin presenting you with grievances and complaints from... yourself - or more accurately, your body. "Not enough iron," "too much cholesterol," and "rupture in blood vessel D-14" bombard you at all hours of the day. Your cells are now sapient. by ArseneArsenic
Hahaha, I love this.
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Reply to Christmas cobwebs (my artwork) by Danny_Ingrassia_Art
Ghost of Christmas Past.
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Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a misanthrope who starts falling in love with someone who has never hated anyone until they met you. by ausername2keepmeanon
Um. This is… something.
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Reply to comment by Kubikake in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane
> “This isn’t a permanent solution, of course. And I don’t want it to be, I’m happy being me, what I am. I’ve come to accept and love myself again. But I do want to take advantage of this while it lasts, especially since I do not want to go through this again, Gods Below, this has been an absolute pain in my ass.”
Oh I’m afraid she’ll change her mind soon enough after the kid’s born, maybe in about a year or two.
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Reply to comment by blablador-2001 in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane
“Help, my food keeps flirting with me.”
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Reply to comment by blablador-2001 in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane
Ah well, it just makes me wanna read more about this couple and how they came to be together.
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Reply to comment by Darrothan in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane
I think vampires don’t leave behind infected wounds if they’re feeding off the same person. It defeats the purpose of feeding on their victim to begin with.
Of course, we have much bigger questions to ask, like how is an undead creature pregnant by a living being.
Gaelhelemar t1_j2bbrsj wrote
Reply to comment by Verified_Hunter in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
When the determined exterminators are literal minded and sarcasm blind.
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Reply to comment by blablador-2001 in [WP] You are the spouse of a pregnant vampire. Her pregnancy cravings are becoming increasingly bizarre. by Nightelfbane
Wholesomely bizarre.
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Reply to comment by Forevershort2021 in [WP] You wanted to keep your relationship a secret but it just broke out, no one expected it. Now everyone’s making a big deal that a peasant is in love with the kingdom’s patron god/goddess. by No-Trick2389
Well, I don’t know who’s happier, the farmer or the goddess.
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Reply to comment by Flailing_snailing in [WP] You show up to a meeting with other villains. Some of them start snickering. Seeing this coming, you glare at them all, making sure you have their attention. "I'm a proud father of a beautiful girl. If she wants to decorate my hair, I'll let her." by Crystal1501
He’s a good father.
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Reply to comment by HopingToWriteWell77 in [WP] In an alternate timeline, the Sorting Hat attempts to prevent Tom Riddle’s fall by putting him into… by Chaos-Pand4
Yeah, that's upbringing, not because he was literally souless.
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Reply to comment by Chads_Mom1 in [WP] "I need your help," the Angel pleas with you. You're quite surprised, as angels generally don't summon demons. by Hailey_Bird
Apart from that.
Gaelhelemar t1_j1zxif9 wrote
Reply to comment by HopingToWriteWell77 in [WP] In an alternate timeline, the Sorting Hat attempts to prevent Tom Riddle’s fall by putting him into… by Chaos-Pand4
Well that’s sucky worldbuilding there. Tom didn’t become evil on his own, he was destined to be evil. I don’t like that one bit.
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Reply to comment by GroovyNoob in [WP] In an alternate timeline, the Sorting Hat attempts to prevent Tom Riddle’s fall by putting him into… by Chaos-Pand4
Oh my! Tom, marrying a non-wizard, being happily married and a grandfather to boot? I’m looking forward to the final installment.
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Reply to comment by NotMuchChop in [WP] "I need your help," the Angel pleas with you. You're quite surprised, as angels generally don't summon demons. by Hailey_Bird
What would an angel want to do in the Ninth Level?
Gaelhelemar t1_j1z4y4s wrote
Reply to comment by Chaos-in-a-CookieJar in [WP] In an alternate timeline, the Sorting Hat attempts to prevent Tom Riddle’s fall by putting him into… by Chaos-Pand4
Well, I hope Annie isn’t like Hermione in her first year, pushy and whatnot, and let’s him have some personal space, but overall looks like a good What If.
Gaelhelemar t1_jd4iqct wrote
Reply to comment by librarian-faust in [WP] A colony ship with 5000 human passengers in stasis is heavily damaged in a meteor shower. While the onboard computer does not have the raw materials needed for repairs, it calculates that it has a very large amount of organic matter and a genetics lab. A solution path is now being executed... by lordhelmos
At least this AI didn’t play MGS or it’d grow cynical.