Close, restaurant.

It's customers who do.

It particularly sucks because I work customer service, so I can't say exactly what I want to these people. I always hit them with the ole "im not pregnant" and enjoy the horrified looks on their/the rest of their party's faces though.

Yeah, im like thanks, im almost 40 with a lot of health issues, the metabolism is slowing down finally. I'd love to try some exercise for that area, but just got diagnosed with anemia yesterday(fainted at work)and I am too fucking exhausted atm.

Yep, that's me. Skinny everywhere else but have a little extra pudge. I get asked at least once a week, at my job, when I'm due. Who fucking raised these people?

Yeah I've definitely told...probably too many past and present coworkers to suck my dick. I don't have one, but yeah

We sure fucking do. My boyfriend was in the navy, and while we both swear more than the usual person, he was SHOCKED to hear how my mom and I talk in normal conversation.

Yeah I've worked in restaurants for over 2 decades, I've heard/seen far worse.

Seriously. I have a husky mix and the few times she has gotten loose, I've had to throw myself on the ground and pretend to be hurt to get her to stop and come back cause her ass is fast and while she knows quite a few commands, we have struggled with "come". Also, pretending you have a treat sometimes works.