Who says the first wife was shitty? Only 2 people here cheated

That's toadally awesome

This sounds like some human transmutation shit. Y'all gone fuck around and break the law of equivalent exchange

Where I come from it's called Rubbish Bin

I'm so glad I was born in the west. To think there's places in the world where women are shamed for the way the dress

Your baby sleeps from 6pm to 4am? Damn. I don't know much about parenting but in movies and TV shows they always show new parents haggard and sleep deprived cuz the baby never sleeps through the night. Or does that occur at a later stage of development?

I wonder what babies dream of at that age.

Also why are the weekends not included

Thoughts and prayers lololol

Explained blue cheese then

Lol I'm a chemical engineer, I'm still probably doomed. I can't even make sense of a circuit diagram or how engines work. Well I know thermodynamically how engines work. But not mechanically or anything like that.

Iiterally just read nearly this exact sentence in the hunt for red october

Joseph joestar looking ass

My mom kept my fucking umbilical cord

She's your mom lol, her own DNA would be good enough for that purpose

I'm on RIF as well, there's no linked post or link to anything. Clicking on the pic only brings you the pic. So for us its just a pic of Japanese meat captioned as insane

It's only natural to interpret new info in the context of what you already know. Everytime I learn something about another country I think about it compares to Jamaica. Why can't your compatriot do the same with your country?

You really hate your country that much that you can't stand to even see it mentioned in online forums huh?

No, the real joke is that the last panel is a drawing of a meme where a cat seemingly gets transcendent knowledge. So the comic is parodying them gaining this sudden epiphany of knowledge. You'd have to be familiar with the meme to understand truly appreciate it. Idk if links are allowed but here's a YouTube video about what I mean. It's called cat transcendence-limitless

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmeH6Rnj2E

New Zealand must be a boring paradise if this is what makes the news over there

Doesn't eveywhere have fireworks? Just go outside and watch the local fireworks lol, watching for works on TV is dumb, you might as well go on YouTube right now and play a video of fireworks, you could probably find some impressive stuff on YouTube too.

I'm assuming planets and other celestial bodies don't experience drag in space, so those definitely will keep orbiting their star until it expands and swallow them then? Assuming nothing flying through space impacts them with enough momentum to shift the course

Wait, so you're saying things in orbit are just endlessly falling? Does that apply to the earth and the sun as well? Is the earth's orbit just the earth falling towards the sun but missing? That's fascinating lol. Oh shit does this mean the moon is always falling towards the earth??

The kfc man was real? Next you'll tell me that Ronald Mcdonald clown guy was also real?

I Imagine it would be like if the pilgrims set out for America in the 16th century, except the boat ride took so long that the British were able to invent airlines and fly colonists over and by the time the pilgrims got there they'd be seeing sky scrapers, and a society with way different technology and values

Wait, Muppets and sesame Street share a universe? Isn't that yellow dude in the center the angry guy from sesame street who has the annoying happy roomate?

Those 2 photos looks exactly the same lol, I'd even say yours makes him look smug af about it all

Cat takes this fight easy if it really needed to. What's this owl even doing on the ground anyway, it's completely out of its element