You have to think that the actual guy doesn't make any of these decisions on how to advertise in local markets, right? I mean, he's a Florida lawyer atop a national personal injury firm, there is probably a local advertising team that gets updated seasonal pic and a little flex to use them appropriately. Like true Philly people, this crack team knows that the most effective way to drill a personality into the community consciousness of this city is through vitriol.

I want to print up a flyer for these folks with a passionate plea to consider the safety of me as a driver and my children as passengers when I can't see oncoming traffic because of where they chose to park their vehicle

...and I want to start wheat pasting that flyer to the fucking windshields of these assholes. And if you drive that all black charger that does this every day on my block, I'm talking specifically about you.