For_Never_Dreams
For_Never_Dreams t1_j9ideak wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Prior-8856 in Scientists Say They Gene Hacked Mice to Double Remaining Lifespan by Ok-Prior-8856
I might finally be able to save enough for retirement if I have eighty working years ahead of me instead of forty.
For_Never_Dreams t1_j2cdyc8 wrote
Reply to comment by shalomfromus in RVA, please help support a local small business and fight the Cleveland Guardians! by stayintall
Yeah. This is the best answer. Also whatever raised doesn't have to be used for the intended purpose. But I guess asking for money to change your logo is not as catchy.
For_Never_Dreams t1_iv0i363 wrote
Reply to comment by JDPowaHammer in Author reminds Americans that Samuel Adams was a revolutionary before he was a beer by DaveOJ12
You'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time!
For_Never_Dreams t1_issi31i wrote
Reply to comment by PickForMe in Technology that lets us speak to our dead relatives has arrived. Are we ready? by el_gee
your loved ones will just have 30 second ads where they try to sell you shit before you can interact with their memories.
"Hi honey! It's good to talk to you again. Our conversation today is brought to you by Liberty Mutual. You know when I was alive I wish I had bought a life insurance policy to protect my family..."
For_Never_Dreams t1_isrb2rg wrote
Reply to A 'game-changer' for millions of Americans: You can now buy hearing aids over the counter by zDraxi
Great news! Now Nana doesn't have to watch Tucker Carlson at full volume anymore!
For_Never_Dreams t1_jcjy170 wrote
Reply to comment by TAL1X in TIL that the NFL made a committee to falsify information to cover up brain damage in their players by KirstenTillson
Excuse me. Being condescended to by strangers on the internet is my favorite kink.