Fun fact - they originally intended to include advertising for things like olive oil but cut it because it seemed too unrealistic.

In reality the Colosseum and gladiators did advertise things like olive oil.

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"There are two wolves inside you."

"... You should probably stop eating wolves."

Parkinson's Law - any task will inflate until all of the available time is spent.

Huh, so they explained procrastination. I am going to mull on this for exactly 22 minutes until my next meeting starts.

Bro knows that mat has been peed on.

Because he peed on it.