Far_Angrier_Admin
Far_Angrier_Admin t1_j9vhbrg wrote
Reply to comment by FruitcakeAndCrumb in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
aw shit no i misspellt it
i meant say that the accident maimed their limbs so much that theese prosthethics were neccesary
Far_Angrier_Admin t1_j9v2bmc wrote
Reply to comment by amyss in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
cut off her limbs, sow her mouth shut and throw her into the basement to starve
then remarry and tell your new partner the twins died in a horrible accident and thats when your wife ditched you
Far_Angrier_Admin t1_iuka7b3 wrote
Reply to comment by satanrulesearthnow in Mr. Poo Poo by HeadOfSpectre
Good point
Far_Angrier_Admin t1_iuk04jq wrote
Reply to comment by IThinkImcrayzie in Mr. Poo Poo by HeadOfSpectre
But why did he poison the other kids too? Like, I do NOT get it. Even if he snapped, he could have just done the following :
buy regular candy (a lot of it, make it look similar)
throw out one of the normal candies and replace it with a poisoned one with the same packaging
give danny the poisoned candy
flee the state
epic gaming achived
Far_Angrier_Admin t1_j9yruhm wrote
Reply to comment by Theletterkay in I love my kids, but can’t stand my wife. Is there any way to salvage what's left of this family? by lightingnations
>Cut off her legs, attach to legless kid. Cut off arms, attach to armless child. Win win?
ah yes
a 4 year old child with the limbs of a decades old (at least 20, maybe up to 40 - OP never specified) woman is definitly normal
the neighbors definitly won't question why the fuck this 5 year old has the rotting legs of a 40 year old woman