I’ve learned to flush beforehand to make sure Soviet style toilets flush for Chrissakes.

Run Forest!

It feels like this was written for Borat or Jason Biggs or an early Tom Hanks to be cast in this little romcom

I figure this:

1. you’re self aware
2. lesson learned by doing
3. fear of rejection is real, therapy, echo chambers like Reddit or relating to friends for sure

everyone else can gtfo, lay off: she’s growing no need to clamp down on her

Crotch Rot, table for 2

Swamp donkey be it

I work in an English speaking company and occasionally return an answer in French, no dramas. Your prof sounds like a douche canoe if they can’t appreciate linguistic diversity in this day and age