That's my name don't wear it out.

I actually did, but it didn't help. I think I'm hopeless. For some reason I was feeling wordy ranty this morning when I wrote that. Now all I feel is a massive emptiness welling up inside..

Enormous is over in a corner saying hey bros what about me. Duck you, meaning-based word choice and precision, you're not cool anymore. We like massive. Massive is lit. Massive makes me sound cool. I mean literally. It was literally massive. Enormous just makes it sound like someone's fat ass. This sinkhole had mass and substance you'll simply never comprehend.

Massive doesn't seem like the right adjective for a giant sized hole, in that massive means having great mass or bulk.