"You need to stop snapping peoples necks." His colleague exclaimed.
"And you need to put away that damn Uno deck. " His third friend commented.
"No." I said, glowing with suppressed laughter, "YOU NEED TO STOP SNAPPING PEOPLE'S NECKS!" I paused, as a stunned look appeared on his face. Suddenly, we began morphing into each other, but retaining our features. I look down at the first mans third friend. "AND YOU NEED TO PUT THAT DAMN UNO DECK AWAY!" But my spell didn't work.
And from his pocket he withdraws, an Uno deck of his own. "FOOL!" He exclaims. He withdraws a single reverse card from his deck. "YOU NEED TO PUT THAT DECK AWAY!" I sit, stunned. I begrudgingly surrender my deck, and to add salt to the wound, he pulls a single "+4" card from his belt, and duplicates the deck. But I have a card up my sleeve. I pull the last of my cards from my sleeve, (I keep one up there for situations like this one.) and show it to him. "Uno." I say triumphantly. "NO!" He yells, his colleagues, still on the floor look ashamed of his fatal blunder.
I surrendered my final enchanted card, and then came the crushing realization, (for him) that I, had won.
Excited_Bullphrog t1_iswzajh wrote
Reply to [WP] After attempting some rookie magic from a cheap online spell book, you accidentally imbue arcane properties into your Uno deck. You know what that means, you are now in possession of a functional Uno Reverse Card. by CompleteRando09
"Jerry, this is an intervention." The man said.
"You need to stop snapping peoples necks." His colleague exclaimed.
"And you need to put away that damn Uno deck. " His third friend commented.
"No." I said, glowing with suppressed laughter, "YOU NEED TO STOP SNAPPING PEOPLE'S NECKS!" I paused, as a stunned look appeared on his face. Suddenly, we began morphing into each other, but retaining our features. I look down at the first mans third friend. "AND YOU NEED TO PUT THAT DAMN UNO DECK AWAY!" But my spell didn't work.
And from his pocket he withdraws, an Uno deck of his own. "FOOL!" He exclaims. He withdraws a single reverse card from his deck. "YOU NEED TO PUT THAT DECK AWAY!" I sit, stunned. I begrudgingly surrender my deck, and to add salt to the wound, he pulls a single "+4" card from his belt, and duplicates the deck. But I have a card up my sleeve. I pull the last of my cards from my sleeve, (I keep one up there for situations like this one.) and show it to him. "Uno." I say triumphantly. "NO!" He yells, his colleagues, still on the floor look ashamed of his fatal blunder.
I surrendered my final enchanted card, and then came the crushing realization, (for him) that I, had won.