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Ewetootwo t1_ja5iaj0 wrote
They’re scared Dracula will ask for a transfusion.
Ewetootwo t1_ja5egpv wrote
Reply to comment by Nonner_Party in Last night I had a dream that I was weightless.. by Response-Cheap
So you’re saying even though my ‘gram’other is massive she weighs nothing. Now that’s a lady that can chow down on those chocolates.
Ewetootwo t1_j9cn005 wrote
Reply to CHRIS: Hey can I borrow a ten? by Majorpain2006
Chris: Hey can a borrow a T
Christ: please do, I’ve been hanging on it too long.
Christ: It’s mine to bear now.
Chris: You’re a good man, hang in there.
Ewetootwo t1_j9c5d00 wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
How about a mug of Yale.
Ewetootwo t1_j9c54gb wrote
Reply to comment by Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy in It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
A 10 on a scale of 1-10 but it comes at the tail of these comments.
Ewetootwo t1_j9c4ptc wrote
Reply to It’s a good thing our favorite sports drink was invented at University of Florida… by Sapphire580
Gatorade - alligators on food stamps.
Ewetootwo t1_j9bvw61 wrote
Reply to How do I say I hate you in a nice way? by CoolEqual
Did your mother have any children that lived?
Ewetootwo t1_j8yn1ux wrote
A cocker snorkel.
Ewetootwo t1_j6oz6d9 wrote
Reply to comment by could_use_a_snack in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
I started out so stable and by the end of the joke dissolved in a paroxysm of incredulity at the beauty of the joke. It reminds me of a Norm McDonald. Classic, congratulations.
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Reply to comment by J_S_M_K in A Winnipeg man dies and goes to hell. by J_S_M_K
Hey the Jets not having won predates Canada period. Long time …
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq8do wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq7yu wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq7et wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq6su wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq69g wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hq5te wrote
They say we're young and we don't know
Ewetootwo t1_j6hpkh4 wrote
Ewetootwo t1_j6cm9nm wrote
Reply to comment by derrpinger in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Brilliant research and thanks!
Ewetootwo t1_j6c7qoh wrote
Reply to comment by pauliewotsit in What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
And butts it out.
Ewetootwo t1_j6c7ot2 wrote
Reply to What do you call a dog with no legs? by EarthMarsUranus
Dogfish. Finished now.
Ewetootwo t1_j6c3b27 wrote
So you lost 20% of your fries - couch potato.
Ewetootwo t1_j5oigbv wrote
No, the other two just blew by and I woke up feeling empty.
Ewetootwo t1_j5ei0b2 wrote
Unfortunately you didn’t dig the hole deep enough and a predator dug him up and ate him. There is a famous book written about the two of them: Donkey Coyote by Manual Sir Panties.
Ewetootwo t1_ja5kd2d wrote
Reply to comment by onairmastering in An actual joke that was told by Jews during World War II by hraeswelg
Fantastic.