Ewetootwo
Ewetootwo t1_j5ehdz6 wrote
Reply to comment by devious_cruising in My donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave. by Scherezad
You must be a woke member of the Braydy Bunch. Hee Haw.
Ewetootwo t1_j4ro8v1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
I think Kevin Bacon and Jon Hamm starred in the remake of it. Heard they liked to meat on set.
Ewetootwo t1_j4rnkaz wrote
Reply to Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys. by Wondering_Hard
They used rifles made from pig iron. Don’t like my reply? Sioux me.
Ewetootwo t1_j2bigw0 wrote
Reply to comment by tdloader in A man goes before Saint Peter... by SchwarzeHaufen
Did you feel Lvived out?
Ewetootwo t1_j26d05g wrote
Reply to My obese parrot just died. by StuntNun
That’s because he stuffed himself with Jenny Craig food while watching Kirstie Allie commercials .
Awk, Jenny you suck, Jenny you suck.
Cheers
Ewetootwo t1_j26bi2s wrote
Nothing, because he won’t understand you.
Ewetootwo t1_j260w34 wrote
Reply to My boss: "You're fired." by fresh_start_2023
Kentucky Firearms Control (“KFC”).
Ewetootwo t1_j25xqsy wrote
Reply to Yo Mama So Fat by Muddpup64
Yo momma so fat you had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
Ewetootwo t1_j25rbhg wrote
Lots of coal mines though … that’s where the virgins were hiding and the canaries died.
Ewetootwo t1_j23lsqi wrote
Reply to comment by GlobalTravelR in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
If Hank Snow married Mae West in the spring in Alaska would you have six inches of snow in May?
Ewetootwo t1_j23l9o3 wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in I took my Japanese girlfriend to meet my nana by im_pride
To which the German grandson replied, “Nine.”
Ewetootwo t1_j23l3ra wrote
Nana replied, “ have you two eight yet? “
Ewetootwo t1_j0z6mjw wrote
Reply to comment by SomeLightAssPlay in A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz
How to ruin a joke 😌
Ewetootwo t1_j04gh9u wrote
Reply to A priest and a nun in a desert cabin by boa_constrictor
“Then shovel us out of here in the morning, that will warm ya up.
Ewetootwo t1_iy7gjcn wrote
Reply to comment by granfrad in I need an office friendly joke! by SamElTerrible
I bet you didn’t dilly dally there too long.
Ewetootwo t1_iy7g8tp wrote
Reply to comment by Ewetootwo in I need an office friendly joke! by SamElTerrible
Why did the vertically challenged they eat the ice cream cone? Woke enuff for ya?
Ewetootwo t1_iy4cinu wrote
Reply to I need an office friendly joke! by SamElTerrible
Why did the midget eats the ice cream cone?
Ewetootwo t1_j5ehpqf wrote
Reply to My donkey died the other day, so I dug it a grave. by Scherezad
Good place to burro him.