EndorDerDragonKing
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_je3pk7w wrote
Reply to comment by Tregonial in [WP] A demon king is contacted by the gods "look, the hero coming after you is 10, can you just play along and let him win?" by EndorDerDragonKing
Thanks for the response!
EndorDerDragonKing t1_je2onwo wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Once robots took over the world, they implemented human-captchas - tests to determine if someone was a human pretending to be a robot. by StoryBot6363
I think i saw a comic with this same premise
Ty for reminding me of it
EndorDerDragonKing t1_je1qblf wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] The church says that all people are born with 'Original Sin'. What they don't know is that this sin was actually something you did 10,000 years ago to become immortal. by jpb103
"For a practical joke, im going to take this apple without paying!"
achievement unlocked: Immortality
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdxpe35 wrote
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdnghga wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP]“Quick question, why the fuck is the robot you made an alcoholic?” by Jam-Man1
"Bite my shiny metal ass"
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdico60 wrote
Reply to comment by Bean_Juice_Brew in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
"... And over theres the womping willow"
"What about the mountain professor?"
"Oh that? Thats Mount Doom, we have a class there where you learn to make enchanted rings, Slazar Slytherinf was the one who came up with the idea"
"Whys it called Doom professor?"
"Its an active volcano my boy!"
"In scotl-"
"In scotland yes. Dont think about it, its magic"
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jdiby0m wrote
Reply to comment by Bean_Juice_Brew in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Wait, hold up, so Mount Doom is on school grounds?
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_jaee73y wrote
Reply to comment by ItsUnlucky in [WP] "Captains Log: The new crew member has been an irritant to the other members, last week they not only stole, but drank some of the poisons we have aboard, when questioned. Said they needed something spicy for their meal" by EndorDerDragonKing
Darn space muppet not letting E drink the forbidden cocacola
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jabpbym wrote
Reply to comment by Aftel43 in [WP] The Holy Relic changes it’s form to suit each and every chosen hero throughout the ages. But for you, the relic is not a sword, nor a shield, nor a bow. It looks like some form of strange, armored ballista that launches an arrow called a “125mm APFSDS”. by Lobotomized_Cunt
Russian Badger probably
EndorDerDragonKing t1_jaam0he wrote
Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You've gained a enchanted magic sword that can talk to you! That'd be amazing - but this sword has no combat experience and the mentality of an edgy teenager. by poiyurt
I like the idea that every sword in this world is a talking sword.
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja33q7z wrote
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja23myp wrote
Reply to comment by DAmieNdevil_ in [WP] Hey guys! Welcone back to another banger prank video! tonight, we're sneaking garlic into Dracula's food and recording his reaction! by EndorDerDragonKing
Very nice, though if i may make a suggestion, seperating each line of dialogue or action into their own lines would help make it less cluttered
But still!
Very nice read ty!
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja20mo2 wrote
Reply to comment by TechnicallySupported in [WP] "The Last Dregs" is a cafe at the edge of the universe, caterin to the ethereal memories of long lost civilizations. You're the owner of this fine and relaxing cafe. by EndorDerDragonKing
Fuck this was a really good read! Loved this!
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja209kk wrote
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja1971u wrote
Reply to comment by Nuada-Argetlam in [WP] Hey guys! Welcone back to another banger prank video! tonight, we're sneaking garlic into Dracula's food and recording his reaction! by EndorDerDragonKing
Ive not, didnt know it was actually the flower
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_ja18xq9 wrote
Reply to comment by Nuada-Argetlam in [WP] Hey guys! Welcone back to another banger prank video! tonight, we're sneaking garlic into Dracula's food and recording his reaction! by EndorDerDragonKing
Wait is that actually a thing?
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j9rra99 wrote
Reply to comment by archtech88 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
I feel Pedro has been most popular as a Dad lately
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j9rocdu wrote
Reply to comment by archtech88 in [WP] The knight who saved the princess was a 40 year old man with a wife and kids. He doesn't want her hand he just thinks teenage girls shouldn't be held captive in towers in the middle of nowhere. by Gregamonster
Yes.
Yes he should.
And of course, only takes off his helmet in private.
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j97z0kx wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Write about an alien trying to talk to humans but being horribly confused because of the sheer amount of idioms, metaphors, and similes they keep using. by AlayaCesaire
Marking this to check l8r
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j97xow6 wrote
Reply to comment by Aninx in [WP] "Lovecraft was a coward. Sure, you can't always stop the monster from eating people, but if it turns out that all you need to do to stop it is have the proper ritual spoken while someone else shoots it in the face a few dozen times, do it! If a terror goes bump in the night, bump back" by archtech88
More like pulped cthulu
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j8mphxx wrote
Reply to comment by yourgoodfbiagent in [WP] on a whim you decide to pick up your sharpest pencil and stab the air in a fencing stance, you accidentally stab through the eye of a invisible spy. by Objective-Ice8233
"Stand back son! 1 1.. uhh.1!"
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j8lq45y wrote
Reply to comment by Omen224 in [WP] You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you. by SkyGriff10
Ty!
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j8lf3fr wrote
Reply to comment by SkyGriff10 in [WP] You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you. by SkyGriff10
Woo!
EndorDerDragonKing t1_j8lf32k wrote
Reply to comment by HappiestIguana in [WP] You are kidnapped by the villain regularly, but you’re starting to look forward to it. You know they won’t hurt you, and are simply being dramatic. It also doesn’t help that you are the only person they ever kidnap. This time, the hero doesn’t bother trying to save you. by SkyGriff10
Ehh, not really but i get whatcha mean
EndorDerDragonKing OP t1_je52j0o wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable-Youth-504 in [WP] A demon king is contacted by the gods "look, the hero coming after you is 10, can you just play along and let him win?" by EndorDerDragonKing
He may be evil and a supervillain
But making a kid feel like a superhero for the rest of his life is the kindest thing i can imagine