Elegant_Operation820
Elegant_Operation820 t1_je7dlqj wrote
Found my new nickname
Elegant_Operation820 t1_je2ov44 wrote
Hey blind people, pay up or learn to see!!
Elegant_Operation820 t1_jbtnxza wrote
I’ve tried to land a little plane on that sandbar in flight simulator about a dozen times. Sometimes it works!
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j9x1dxz wrote
Reply to “Smiling” by kaleebhassan
Also hiring “whoever the fuck will come in and work for us”.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j9ujv1r wrote
Reply to I Like Killing Flies (2004) profound and profane philosophies from an iconic New York restauranteur as he navigates gentrification in his neighborhood [1:18:14] by maxkmiller
Saw this about 16 years ago. For some reason or other I think about it almost every day.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j6gwtkv wrote
Reply to This was at Disneyland. by bloodeagle231
This is the magical place floating cripples n’all
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j6gn9mi wrote
Reply to Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard: ‘I'm too old to write songs about cops stealing my skateboard’ by diabeyonce
If death cab came out with a whole album about making out in cars and losing your skateboard to cops that would be not the onion material
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j5siuqp wrote
Reply to comment by Blasted-Banana in We hung pasta and tortillas from the ceiling by Blasted-Banana
So the blasted banana answers to no one. I think I like you
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j5si1br wrote
You sure as fuck did, good for you! But,ah you know, why?
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j4pblii wrote
Reply to the happy dance by SanPier
Oh no, it’s that Beyoncé picture again?
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j46njfr wrote
Reply to This Donald Trump toilet brush by SwiftIy2
I’d volunteer to insert the sticks.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j2q6s2e wrote
Reply to RIP Ken Block. Keep scaring May. by Dat_Lion_Der
I was never even into rally or his TV shows or his video games but for some reason, I still really feel a sense of loss. now that’s an icon.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_j2cnrzf wrote
Reply to TIL The darkest color in the world doesn't have a name, it has the ability to absorb 99.995% of light and has been used to cover a diamond worth 2 million dollars for an "artistic project" by mic3ttaa
I hereby name it “event horizon”black. boom, done.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_iyehnfc wrote
Put the name of your favorite punk band in the corner for a solid album cover
Elegant_Operation820 t1_ixxhh9j wrote
Reply to Found out I'm part horse. Anyone else? 🐴 by Thinkbig19
It’s time for you to talk to your mother.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_ixsa6j4 wrote
Reply to What tower are we meeting at again? by ImpossibleAnger
The king couldn’t believe they didn’t know he was kidding.
Elegant_Operation820 t1_ixbpmaf wrote
Reply to Ass-Steroids by PoggyBiscuit
Insert them into an embryo for embroidering
Elegant_Operation820 t1_iv3w902 wrote
Reply to TIL there are wallabies in Hawaii by simAlity
Haven’t thought of wallabies since I watched Rocco’s modern life
Elegant_Operation820 t1_iuh94a9 wrote
Reply to Pray for those who died in an unexpected accident and hope that the injured.🙏 by jianbinmrg
Are you a cat?
Elegant_Operation820 t1_iucpee0 wrote
Reply to Woops! It's a fork-off thingy.. by Yungo-K
If this is a simulation the writting’s a little thin this season
Elegant_Operation820 t1_itxnpow wrote
Reply to that ain’t no dokey by pearson576
r/actlikeyoubelong
Elegant_Operation820 t1_itu2fdy wrote
Reply to Look Closely! Alaska problems! by Marlinspike90
Don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about have an up vote, peace
Elegant_Operation820 t1_itu1yzd wrote
Reply to comment by ScreenRemarkable9207 in Halloween in Australia by TruggWalg69
Also worth mentioning that anybody can fist themselves with enough practice😊
Elegant_Operation820 t1_je7v5tm wrote
Reply to My neighborhood just isn't safe anymore... by trethompson
Suspect was wearing a stripped Zorro costume and was seen fleeing with a purple oval shaped individual