ElGuano
ElGuano t1_jacq95m wrote
Reply to Sumela monastery, Trabzon, Turkiye by Drunkcodes
How do they deal with rockslides and falling debris?
ElGuano t1_jaaordt wrote
That's where the 5G waves come from to give you COVID.
ElGuano t1_ja5k4u8 wrote
Reply to comment by MaxGamingGG in An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics
I mean, if you accept that all kids are dumb from the OP, then by nature, all the dumb adults come from dumb kids. The thing is, so do average/smart adults.
ElGuano t1_j9u7lm4 wrote
Reply to TIL that the reason Yankee Doodle stuck a feather in his cap and called it 'macaroni' was because at one time macaroni was slang for something very fashionable or trendy by elephantsgraveyard
So I think a modern translation is "Yankee Doodle drove to town in his lowered Kia Elantra, put on some fake Ray Ban aviators, and said to himself "Man, I am babe magnet."
Since I think the song was originally sung by Brits making fun of local yokel colonists.
ElGuano t1_j9qfov9 wrote
Reply to And this is how ears grow by HealerMD
I hope to live long enough to become Head Ferengi.
ElGuano t1_j9ou9s8 wrote
Great, so now Bixby's failures can be pinned on me.
ElGuano t1_j96d98k wrote
Reply to Once we figure out how to create matter from nonething the age of true magic will begin by trevradar
Not if the only form of matter that can be created are various types of knee height trousers.
ElGuano t1_j8wrs58 wrote
Reply to Google CEO Sundar Pichai asks employees to put two to four hours into helping to improve and 'dogfood' its Bard chatbot by tester989chromeos
Is this going to be Google's Horizon Worlds?
ElGuano t1_j6f7ooe wrote
Has he always been this grand??
ElGuano t1_j4g0hun wrote
Reply to Maxed out luck! by PhonedVenus21345678
Good thing that bus didn't have those low hanging side mirrors.
ElGuano t1_j2xpgy0 wrote
Reply to How much a person laughs in conversation appears to be a stable trait associated with being relatable, and is not necessarily reflective of enjoyment. by [deleted]
I laugh light crazy when I talk to someone in person. Often inappropriately, because I'm so worried about being introverted and unlikeable that I default to pretending I hear/understand what people say and to smile agreeably.
So...I don't know about being relatable in any way, but yes, it's not reflective of enjoyment. Just the pain of social anxiety.
ElGuano t1_j2dx805 wrote
The only thing I understand is that it is "das original."
ElGuano t1_j2ag07i wrote
Reply to As electric cars become more common, teenagers will no longer have as many issues sneaking out. by HackPorpoise
Dad checking the Tesla app gps: "Makeout point, huh? Activate remote fart mode."
ElGuano t1_j1nbgjt wrote
Egg or avocado?
ElGuano t1_izy108r wrote
Reply to China wants legal sector to be AI-powered by 2025 / Supreme People's Court issues directive for an artificial intelligence network to be in place by 2025 to support and enhance legal services by Sorin61
AI: "Xi Jinping is widely considered a poor leader and harmful to China's prosperity."
Supreme People's Court: "AI must be banned by 2025."
ElGuano t1_izeapx5 wrote
Reply to Apple announces plans to encrypt iCloud data on its servers, including full backups, photos and notes. by [deleted]
How you gunna serve ads now, new world order Apple?
J/k, glad to see this move.
ElGuano t1_iydg395 wrote
Reply to comment by SharonInfections in TIL that Dorothy's line to the Scarecrow 'I think I'll miss you most of all' is a holdover from the original script where she and the farmhand played the same actor had a romance by Sensitive_Deal_6363
Now that just makes it sound like some guy played Dorothy.
ElGuano t1_iy3ftpp wrote
Reply to comment by vcsandfeces in King Arthur [OC] by vcsandfeces
We'll get right on those crops. Mlord, another question--is it ok to work out every other day, like 5x a week?
ElGuano t1_ixz1wrg wrote
Reply to comment by Van_GOOOOOUGH in TIL that many pro archers use surprise release mechanisms to prevent themselves from anticipating and reacting to the impending impact. by broogernavn
It's Therapist Finder's alt account.
ElGuano t1_ixz12wp wrote
Reply to comment by feelingbutter in Covering a cylinder with a magnetic coil triples its energy output in nuclear fusion test by Sorin61
No more, no less. Forever.
ElGuano t1_ix0omnp wrote
Reply to Epic lawsuit claims Google paid Activision Blizzard $360 million to prevent Play Store rival by Sorin61
Isn't that just the free market at play? Like, you can have an app store, but if it suits both of us for.me to pay you not to, it's your choice right?
Kind of like how I can pay for Premium not to have ads on YouTube, am I preventing YouTube from competing?
ElGuano t1_iwtwhsg wrote
Reply to comment by evmarshall in Amazon Recently Told Managers to Identify, 'Stack Rank' Low Performers Immediately by Truetree9999
The managers have managers, who were probably told to do the same.
ElGuano t1_iu458w9 wrote
Same with Nazis and Satanists, right?
ElGuano t1_itpudpx wrote
Reply to TIL that retired pro boxer George Chuvalo was never knocked down in his 93 bout professional career. Which included fights against Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, and George Foreman. by MightGuy420x
I've also never been knocked down in all of my professional boxing career! I think we all know where this is going.
ElGuano t1_je58o8v wrote
Reply to Russia Says Ukraine Using Long-Range US Artillery by TallAd3975
So what is Russia using on the
battlespecialoperationfield?