Eborys
Eborys t1_jegp421 wrote
My cat. I want a drink.
Eborys t1_jegk1qz wrote
Get busy living or get busy dying.
Eborys t1_jedfwd8 wrote
Reply to Phone cases are the condoms for phones. by [deleted]
It stops my phone from having a litter? So I could have more phones?! I’m onto you now, Apple!
Eborys t1_j2cac15 wrote
Reply to Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read by JenJen3508
Hmm, try reading a Star Wars novel. My brain refuses to recast Han Solo….. even though fucking Disney did.
Eborys t1_j2c8o7o wrote
Reply to Somewhere down the evolution, we lost the skill of passing messages through peeing in bushes and corners. by [deleted]
Oh I dunno. Walk down a street in Glasgow on a Friday night and the aroma of piss in the air sends the message that you’re definitely in Glasgow on a Friday night.
Eborys t1_iybe0wk wrote
My daughter fractured her mother’s rib with an almighty kick while in utero! The minute she was born, instantly grounded.
Eborys t1_isfogbn wrote
Reply to TIL: Sperms were thought to move by wiggling their tails side-to-side, like eels, for 350 years. But research shows that they roll as they move forward like a spinning top. by vect77
“I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!”
Eborys t1_jegwbjy wrote
Reply to What video game from your childhood do you have the fondest memories of? by [deleted]
Super Mario Bros and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on NES.