Dude well put.

Not a lawyer.

Divorce sucks and is difficult for everyone.

Regarding financials many things come into play. Divorce cause, health, occupation, how other assets are being split, future earning potential etc. Personal experience and a quick Google search helped me find those answers.

Your being able to keep a million dollar house and Audi Q7 seems unlikely based solely on alimony and I'd wager your odds increase of doing so if the divorce was the result of the other party stepping out, abusing you or similar.

Edit: do your best to find a good lawyer. In numerous legal matters the quality of my lawyer greatly helped me prevail.

That would grind my gears as well. At that price point they can throw in some chips.