DivvySUCKS

DivvySUCKS t1_iu50x99 wrote

Reply to comment by zapdado2002 in LPT - If theres a sudden roadblock on a highway or a traffic jam and you have to stop, always keep a lot of distance in front of you so you dont get pancaked if someone behind you doesn't notice the block. by zapdado2002

"you do you" is such a smarmy, condescending, backhanded phrase.

So you give a shitty tip, a bunch of people call it out as a shitty tip, and then you make an edit to say no one understands the point. Personally I would just admit that it's not a great tip, but hey, you do you.

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DivvySUCKS t1_iu4nt34 wrote

Reply to LPT: Buy a couple of extra boxes of the designer tiles you install in your home by jabhiram

And don't forget you get to have them sit there for 20 years until you die, and then your kids have to pay someone to throw them in the dumpster before selling your house to a flipper who completely guts the thing and desecrates the memory of the house you grew up in.

But the flipper also gets rid of the odor of cat piss that everyone knew about but you, until your ex-girlfriend told you in a fit of rage after you broke up with her for a girl with bigger boobs.

So, um, yeah. Tiles.

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DivvySUCKS t1_itx8ag8 wrote

Reply to LPT: Eat your burger upside down. by 8nf8n8te1ncome

I put some of the toppings on top and some on the bottom for better topping distribution. I don't know if this is true but I once heard on a podcast that whatever is closest to your tongue is where the tasty stuff should go. According to that theory toppings on the bottom works, as does your advice.

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