DishOutTheFish
DishOutTheFish t1_jdjirei wrote
Reply to comment by SomeWeirdoOnTheNet in [WP] Gandalf and Dumbledore switch places. Gandalf is now running Hogwarts, while Dumbledore is leading The Fellowship. by yax51
Imma dumbass :3
DishOutTheFish t1_jaex5pz wrote
Reply to comment by Ked_Ki in [WP] "This is the lockpicking lawyer and I have been sent to hell to repent for my crimes against god. So today, I am picking the lock to heaven's gate." by Gone4Gaming
The Styx Scraper
DishOutTheFish t1_jaepr5v wrote
Reply to comment by The-Name-is-my-Name in [WP] The aliens, it seems, do not consider us a sentient species because we are unable to 'keeneetaa'. We still haven't figured out what that means. by limbodog
r/UnexpectedSCP
DishOutTheFish t1_jadtn4x wrote
Reply to comment by PicnicAnts in [WP] You light a candle at your best friend's funeral only to discover that you can control the flame. Later, in their will, you find a clause marked "Inheritance of my pyrokinesis", marked with your name. by youslash4
I love this on soo many levels my god I'm so glad I came to this sub thank you kind sir
DishOutTheFish t1_jadtbdh wrote
Reply to comment by Asgarus in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
HAPPY CAKEDAY CONNOISSEUR!! :3
DishOutTheFish t1_jadsdjb wrote
Reply to comment by m3ch4m0 in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
Treantapede
DishOutTheFish t1_jadfd6s wrote
Reply to comment by ZedTT in [WP] The Eldritch gods have awoken. The gates of hell have opened. Monstrosities are roaming the lands and the only person putting up meaningful resistance is a half naked bloke rolling around doing what they call a "speedrun". by ryry1237
But his soul is fragments, illusions of ashes of a once-whole, once-full being...
What I'm saying is it's fucking great
DishOutTheFish t1_jades8m wrote
Reply to comment by sleepgasm in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
I did! Don't put yourself down, you've written, so you're a writer! Good for you, and thank you very much!
DishOutTheFish t1_jaddspo wrote
Reply to comment by robertjaymyers in [WP] Sitting alone in your prison you see a man walk through the walls into your cell. After a moment of confusion you connect the dots. This man is in prison with you. He must be your cellmate. He seems a bit more real now.. more defined. His eyes flash with panic. He has always been your cellmate. by Nickoalas
well thatsa mindfuck thanks for the new source of existential horror good and kind sir :3
DishOutTheFish t1_jadbk66 wrote
Reply to comment by sleepgasm in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
OH GOD this is amazing man!
DishOutTheFish t1_jadatl5 wrote
Reply to comment by DoomHaven in [WP] "One drip of this poison is enough to kill a whale." The scientist points towards a table, but the beaker isn't there. Instead a silly coffee cup shaped like a beaker sits. You lower the not coffee cup from your mouth. Tastes like lemon-lime. by DistillerCMac
Foly Huck thats good
DishOutTheFish t1_jada6o9 wrote
Reply to comment by a15minutestory in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Ouroborus but with my sanity :3
DishOutTheFish t1_jab77rb wrote
Reply to comment by a15minutestory in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Reread my comment. I hate netflix too. One too many masterpiece thrown aside. Imperfects was perfection. Netflix is a stain.
DishOutTheFish t1_jaazu68 wrote
Reply to comment by Martinus_XIV in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
buh BUH bu-buH bUH buh bu-bu-BUh
DishOutTheFish t1_jaazd0d wrote
Reply to comment by frogandbanjo in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
I want to hug you.
DishOutTheFish t1_jaaxuzs wrote
Reply to comment by Ag47_Silver in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DishOutTheFish t1_jaawhni wrote
Reply to comment by guspud in [WP] "You misunderstand. I don't fight to the death because I'm brave, I fight to the death because I'm too much of a coward to face the consequences of defeat." by CaryJanJunior
Ok wheres the four-part Rick Riodran-meets-Sabaa Tahir bestseller? Cause this sounds like something I'd read the fuck out of!
DishOutTheFish t1_jaavd9c wrote
Reply to comment by a15minutestory in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Waiting to see this get picked up by whoever replaces netflix XD
DishOutTheFish t1_jaat859 wrote
Reply to comment by Wrldegg in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
I have seen five seperate states mentioned in replies to this one comment are all yall midwest folk ok????
DishOutTheFish t1_iy784ey wrote
Reply to comment by Stunning_Attorney244 in Like Father Like Son. by HyperMBE
Fuc- Wait
DishOutTheFish t1_jebxzi6 wrote
Reply to comment by MechisX in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
Turn the stone into a kidney stone, mayhapses! oh wait, stone kidneys....