Dickpuncher_Dan

Dickpuncher_Dan t1_jaen35u wrote

Speaking of sleeping, I guess it's only fair to relay that I had my first waking dream in two years this morning, and there were no babes or flying wings, no, my brain instead invented a new TIE Fighter, having white wing panels with gold linings (royal-looking), and when attacking a capital ship it would retract its dagger wings close to the center body so that the whole profile became like a pointed cylinder, and it would just punch through the target like an apple core-remover.

Its name? The TIE Fucker-Piercer. Swear to god, the dream voice said it.

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Dickpuncher_Dan t1_jae4rir wrote

Oh, I have some subreddits with nice videos of Latin-American and African people angry about stuff and blaming people they've found, they will show you in a very detailed way that the others are not made of robot stuff.

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