Interesting, meaning you can just keep it?

At nighttime, I don't trust anyone in this city. I'm always on alert when I walk by someone. Even during the day I don't let myself get too oblivious to my surroundings. I certainly don't smile at strangers. It's just the unfortunate necessity in a city like this. You did the right thing giving them your phone.

By the way, nobody has said this, but just take care of yourself this week. Traumatic experiences like that have a way of seeping deep into your body and even if you don't feel like you're in shock or are traumatized, you might have already internalized a lot of stress. Just go easy this week, don't put too much pressure on yourself to be your best self. Give yourself time to heal.

Go on a "Progressive McDonald's Dinner" where you keep driving around looking for a McDonald's that has the shake machine working, and at the end you'll give up and settle for at least the ice cream machine working, but you can't find that either.

Yeah, it’s almost certainly not gonna happen in the next couple decades because of that, and even then, the other reasons people have listed make it pretty unlikely.