You dodged a bullet. A real girlfriend would have taken a picture of your shit, printed it out, cut out tiny sombrero, put it on picture, draw pistol stache and glue googly eyes making a frowny face and in her best Mr. Hankey voice say "you left your shit behind you" them ask you if you want to get high while rolling in the floor laughing. Is that to much to ask? Geez...
Demianwulf t1_j8ls5cu wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting dumped for taking a dump. by 6millionwaystolive
You dodged a bullet. A real girlfriend would have taken a picture of your shit, printed it out, cut out tiny sombrero, put it on picture, draw pistol stache and glue googly eyes making a frowny face and in her best Mr. Hankey voice say "you left your shit behind you" them ask you if you want to get high while rolling in the floor laughing. Is that to much to ask? Geez...