DeMalgamnated
DeMalgamnated t1_jd8cjut wrote
Reply to comment by buttflakes27 in 'I killed a man today': Russian Klim Kerzhaev soldier accused of war crimes in absentia after audio files intercepted | CNN by Viagra_Was_My_Idea
yeah i don't really see many russian soldier families giving a toss about who they killed.
too brainwashed that they are protecting the motherland.
still boggles the mind how blind and deaf the russian population is to what their people are doing over the border.
i hope they mobilise all the brainwashed fools and they learn the truth.
DeMalgamnated t1_jd7wvue wrote
Reply to comment by squarepeg0000 in Multiple injuries after ship tips over at Edinburgh dockyard by plutobug2468
if someone mentions godzilla or aliens i will...
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let them mention it and then downvote them.
DeMalgamnated t1_jd7wm9p wrote
how much explosive can you put in a usb stick?
asking for a friend.
j/k
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please don't put me on a list. wait what was that? i think som
DeMalgamnated t1_jd3gtyx wrote
Reply to comment by Apart_Ad_5993 in 'I killed a man today': Russian Klim Kerzhaev soldier accused of war crimes in absentia after audio files intercepted | CNN by Viagra_Was_My_Idea
and if they are dead, their families will have to live with that stain on their house forever.
DeMalgamnated t1_jaeishj wrote
Reply to comment by theimposter17 in Putin tells FSB security service to raise its game against Western spy agencies by northern_hero
hasn't the whole point of having them as baddies in movies because they suck though.
DeMalgamnated t1_jaehx5a wrote
Reply to comment by No_Sense_6171 in Russians tighten noose on Ukraine's Bakhmut, Putin warns of Western espionage by redcccp
That implys Putin has the ability to think, let's not kid ourselves, Putin has no brain.
all he has in his head is an old newspaper announcing the fall of soviet union and a picture of himself on horseback.
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also he has no dick or ass.
DeMalgamnated t1_jadegc2 wrote
should be more concerned about special forces cleaning windows.
DeMalgamnated t1_jabzpe1 wrote
somewhere there's an American general with his hand over a button sweating.
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must....resist...urge...to...start...war
DeMalgamnated t1_ja78mms wrote
Reply to China approves biggest expansion in new coal power plants since 2015, report finds | China by cosmic_fetus
more coal mine collapses in the future news.
DeMalgamnated t1_ja72zcu wrote
"why aren't people farming?"
"we already ate all the animals and food"
"YOU FARM!"
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armed guards escort farmers away...
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i order watch towers and missiles to be deployed on every farm!
brainwashed country cheer
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probably.
DeMalgamnated t1_ja4kptt wrote
Reply to ‘My whole bed shook’: south Wales hit by 3.7 magnitude earthquake | Wales by vanquisher1985
i once woke up because there was a massive bang outside but i never found out what it was.
is that what's like to wake up to an earthquake?
DeMalgamnated t1_j9zpewl wrote
Reply to comment by wtfbenlol in Chinese fighter jet confronts US Navy plane with CNN crew aboard as tensions simmer in South China Sea by Cheezied
you know i do think that the reason why we have 24/7 news is because only a small % of the "news" is actual news. the rest is just repeated stuff and bullshit like this.
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if they just stuck to reporting real news only, there would be not much news.
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same goes for reddit news subs, it's mostly reposts, repeated article posts.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9zosyr wrote
Reply to comment by Thedirtyhood in Earthquake felt in South Wales as midnight tremor makes houses and walls shake by WhoIsJolyonWest
sorry to break it to but that's just a guy who killed santa and took his identity as he's on the run from El Pres Enter, the leader of the christmas cartel. a ruthless gang that smuggled presents filled with drugs.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9znwxs wrote
i honestly don't know how some countries can just be neutral and not give a shit.
if the war spills over to other countries they will soon start caring.
best thing to do is continue to supplying ukraine till russia decides to escalate beyond ukraine.
then it's go time.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9znc30 wrote
sounds like a load a nothing....nothing good that is.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9zk6yl wrote
Reply to comment by 69_RADI8 in Women have more bones within their bodies than men when they are pregnant by WTFI5THIS
let me just do the math.....
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ok that's 4 carry the 2, minus x, divided by something equals i don't know maths.
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the answer is some eyes plus more eyes.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9plztc wrote
at least they didn't fly over the burning train wreck and crash due to toxic gases...
DeMalgamnated t1_j9pl32m wrote
Reply to This ‘climate-friendly’ fuel comes with an astronomical cancer risk | Pollution by Underwood4EverHoC
these big corps just don't give a fuck do they?
they probably say "you could get cancer over your lifetime, COULD, so you'll be fine till your old almost dead, i call that a win"
smokes 5 cigars and calls banker for stock update.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9gl6p8 wrote
Reply to comment by Obi-Cat in Mercenary Boss Prigozhin Accuses Russian Military of Treason by cogentat
against?
putin's puny arms and small baby hands only have the strength to slightly push someone towards a window.
he thinks once they are close to a window they automatically throw themselves through it. because russian windows are dooors that have death on the other side.
DeMalgamnated t1_j9chana wrote
hasn't shrunk as much as putin's shriveled dwarf cock that shares an uncanny likeness to lavrovs saggy face.
i bet the stolen goods industry is booming in russia right now though with all the stuff they've looted so far from ukraine.
russia's economy is like a damp sock floating in a pool of ass juice.
DeMalgamnated t1_j922q9o wrote
pretty sure you will find out of lots of loons who act like they know better still got vaxed.
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even that dipshit tennis player. no way he survived this long and didn't die.
unless he's a fucking vampire.
DeMalgamnated t1_j8ng2k5 wrote
Reply to Romania detects suspicious weather balloon in its airspace, ministry says by itsfinenevermind
wtf is with all the balloons all of a sudden? is every country aware of them and now making them public so they don't look incompetent and shoot them down?
seems to me like it's become political now. rather than "we care about our airspace"
"we didn't care about the balloons, till you made us care"
DeMalgamnated t1_j8necn4 wrote
Reply to comment by FlatulenceIsAVirtue in 50 GB of Unreleased Michael Jackson Content Stolen in Brussels by Guybrush_Tripwood
the one what? like Neo?
DeMalgamnated t1_j8ne193 wrote
Reply to comment by jaybeezo in Nicola Sturgeon to resign as Scottish first minister by icumglass
err erm hmmm
her political career has taken a bit of a battering.
that's the best i got.
DeMalgamnated t1_jdgz42u wrote
Reply to North Korea claims 'radioactive tsunami' weapon test at sea by simplisweet35
i wish North Korea would just stfu and go away.