Lol well to be fair I’m in the same boat with most stuff so I should probably take your recommendations to heart

Oh that’s weird when googling Reddit threads about trimmers/clippers by far the top recommendation was Wahl that’s the only reason I was looking at them. Interesting to know that’s not necessarily the case.

I really liked that Norelco 5000/7000/9000 line for the size and price but they don’t come with a 1” guard and I couldn’t find any aftermarket for it so it would limit it to just a beard trimmer for me (which isn’t necessarily a no-go).

I have heard some pretty great things about Osters and that one looks sick, but for the same price I can get the cordless Magic Clip (or corded) and it comes with the 1” guard, so I’d probably go that route unless it’s significantly better.

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