Gross. Don't be disgusting. Wear clean underwear. Make her change her undies more. Absolutely do laundry and do NOT wear each others dirty underwear. 🤢🤮

Like the fact it's happened multiple times...SMH..😤

I mean, hopefully you're packing a hammer. Then you shouldn't worry at all 🙃

I do HVAC/R. You wouldn't believe how often this happens.

Gotta check that things are plugged in and the switch is switched.. Job security, I guess..

Sorry that Christmas sucked for you, that all sounds like no fun.

Me and my wife were going to host on Christmas Eve, for my BIL and his fiance, and my FIL. which is fine, since we're centrally located between the two of them. My wife also really enjoys hosting.

We were going to have a Christmas brunch, which we had invited my FIL too (my MIL passed away a few years back and we don't like him being alone in the holidays). We were then going to go to my grandfather's house for afternoon drinks with my mom and stepfather.

We then were going to go to my dad's house for dinner with him and my stepmom.

We got COVID last week, so we did none of those... maybe that's something you could use in the future to have a quiet Christmas.. although it doesn't sound like some of his family would believe that's a real thing, by your explanation of them

How high were you at this point?

"You don't throw a bong, kid"

This quote sounds relevant, not sure if it is though..

Onto my actual 2 cents..

Rule#420 Timers, timers, TIMERS! I was a stoner and a chef for a long time. We've all burnt things. Timers are our friends. Even our phones have timers nowadays... sucks this burning was more expensive then others.. but alas, it is what it is. You learned something, so lose, win??

Maybe also cunning linguist

Don't break your own arm jerking yourself off, Joyshe

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Should've said, "and holds back the incredible hulk" instead