That's clearly an ancient cave witch's cookie wall mural!

It probably shows the animals they've baked into some of the world's very first pies.

Honestly, the only part of this that's a fu, is going in to work after letting them know you wouldn't be there.

This may sound harsh but it's important to remember:

If you're not specifically employed to onboard new hires, it isn't your responsibility to worry about them or their needs.

If you're not a manager, outside of work the businesses coverage is none of your concern.