“Look, I’m tired. From my timeline, we digest our foods. We don’t use holon lasers to reduce them to sub holons.”
“Ah, I see. Let me scan you with our light spectrometer.”
“Do you mean an X-Ray machine?”
“Essentially, yes. And it has confirmed you digest your food in acid. Tremendous. Off you go.”
“Okay, well then, thank you”
“He said, thank you, Xæ… shall we kill hîm?“
“7ªшя the bitch”
I was a puddle only seconds later, forced to rescale in to a super holon human form over the course of a billion years, which you can imagine put a slight damper on things.
DangKilla t1_jc1ux01 wrote
Reply to [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
“Look, I’m tired. From my timeline, we digest our foods. We don’t use holon lasers to reduce them to sub holons.”
“Ah, I see. Let me scan you with our light spectrometer.”
“Do you mean an X-Ray machine?”
“Essentially, yes. And it has confirmed you digest your food in acid. Tremendous. Off you go.”
“Okay, well then, thank you”
“He said, thank you, Xæ… shall we kill hîm?“
“7ªшя the bitch”
I was a puddle only seconds later, forced to rescale in to a super holon human form over the course of a billion years, which you can imagine put a slight damper on things.