DJCPhyr
DJCPhyr t1_j6nx53k wrote
Draw a better human next time
DJCPhyr t1_j6nhccj wrote
Billie Jean is not my lover 🎶
DJCPhyr t1_j6mdfhe wrote
I hereby formally invite xi jing ping to eat the largest bag of dicks in the universe.
DJCPhyr t1_j6krvxl wrote
Reply to Plague Inc., anyone? by Gojira6832
Easy Mode: Ignore it. Go hug ten people. Do not wash your hands.
Hard Mode: The Country is locked down, CDC is on site in 2 minutes. You will wash your hands continuously. You may not stop except to eat or sleep.
DJCPhyr t1_j6jhxqy wrote
Reply to My local grocer has a giant cooler in the middle of their cheese section with almost 800lbs of aging cheese by CowboyLikeMegan
Is that an absolute monster Mozzarella stick?
DJCPhyr t1_j5z7dyg wrote
Reply to comment by bUrNtKoOlAiD in Erdogan's governing ally: "I remind Swedish government that Allah is one and his army is Turkish" by michele-x
I am a simple man, I see a lebowski quote, I upvote.
DJCPhyr t1_j5tzd2v wrote
Reply to comment by johnnyjay in Testing the claim by Ted Sarandos that Netflix does not cancel "successful" shows by applying some actual numbers by [deleted]
Some actors contracts have substantial pay raises built into s3.
DJCPhyr t1_j5txcg3 wrote
Reply to comment by Owasso_Landman in Testing the claim by Ted Sarandos that Netflix does not cancel "successful" shows by applying some actual numbers by [deleted]
It is quite clear that Netflix cancels shows before the actors salaries go up in later seasons.
DJCPhyr t1_j5ouadm wrote
Reply to comment by Perfect_Ability_1190 in LPT 130 million American adults have low literacy skills with 54% of people 16-74 below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level by LocalChamp
You mean Republicans
DJCPhyr t1_j4pnk0z wrote
Reply to Kerry says he backs UAE oil company chief as leader of UN climate talks by be-like-water-2022
Ok well that's stupid, but lets be honest. The UN is utterly useless.
DJCPhyr t1_j29vtrm wrote
Reply to comment by Downmented in Meet Kato, 99% terrorist, 1% sweetheart! by Downmented
Does he like behind the ear scritiches? Pass some along from his new friends on reddit if he does :)
DJCPhyr t1_j29kh5i wrote
Reply to Meet Kato, 99% terrorist, 1% sweetheart! by Downmented
Slander and calumny! Clearly a good dog worthy of pets, cuddles, and treats!
DJCPhyr t1_j21zyzw wrote
I can only be certain of one thing: it will be warmer.
This is not a good thing.
DJCPhyr t1_izwfgsd wrote
Reply to [OC] Visualising Pfizer's latest income statement. Pharmaceutical profit margins are notoriously higher than most other industries by giteam
I didn't need convincing that we need to regulate drug prices, but you just convinced me again anyways.
DJCPhyr t1_ixf9531 wrote
Wow that's actually really depressing. Nearly all of those are associated with bad things happening.
I want to see 'puppies' on next years list dammit!
DJCPhyr t1_ix84zgy wrote
Reply to comment by GratefulPhish42024-7 in LPT: Hold off on Black Friday. Real sales will be after the new year. by [deleted]
My family has totally opted out of Christmas. Saves everyone a lot of money.
DJCPhyr t1_ix3ws5f wrote
Reply to Incinerators can no longer handle 'mountain of cocaine' seized in Antwerp port by bomberesque1
Ship it to Miami, it will be disposed of very quickly.
DJCPhyr t1_jbb3coa wrote
Reply to Vatican 'donating' its own 3 Parthenon sculptures to Greece by Lootcifer-
Vatican returning stolen property after hundreds of years.