Me fred and sarah stand around the control panel. And apparently, it's like a sitcom, I say. Who am I? the comic relief character? Fred asks. no, nah, We're all background characters. What!? no, I'm definitely the comic relief character. Every single one of us is a fucking background character. Besides comic relief characters usually have hidden depression, I say. You don't think I'm depressed, Fred responds. Sarah cuts off this awkward conversation; How have we not noticed we're in a simulation? I mean, I guess it's not like we have SIM gems floating over our heads. Actually, there is one I point to above her head. What the fuck!? how have we not noticed they're there!? Wait? Why would we have The Sims game if we're sims? We'll haven't you seen how sims play sim spin-off games in the sims 4? I respond. Fred snaps in a finger gun. Good point. Ugh, this is stupid, sarah says. I'm out of here. Out of where!? it's not like we can leave the simulation. We're just a bunch of pixels, I tell sarah. whatever, I'm gonna see if I can get out of a pool without a ladder. Anyway, what are the cool things we can do? fred asks. Uuuhhh We can- what the fuck!? we can make people pregnant. How would that work, because like.... oh, maybe it's like a jesus situation. Ooh what's that button? Fred asks. It says "cure for nerves" I read out. When I press the button, a screen appears showing the local theater's audience but completely naked. Okay, i'm starting to think the developers of the simulation are just perverts. And Sims fans, fred adds. Yeah, let's just combine that and say they're rule 34 artists that like to draw Sims porn.

Ok, thank you so much :D

Drake: Okay, come on guys let's do this! Brian: hey man, I don't know if this is a good idea, besides this is like a huge scientific discovery, we should, you know, maybe preserve a vampire. Drake: shut up Brian! you don't know what you're talking about, do you want me to take away your Tesla? I mean kind of, I really can't afford it. Drake: whatever, just take the camera. Brian: fine. By the way, how did she even find out about Dracula? oh, so you know that Nigerian prince that was going to get me Rich? Brian: yeah. Drake: well when I was going to that Alleyway to meet him there was other people in the alleyway, it turns out it was like a whole secret market area and one guy was selling an ancient map so you know your boy had to buy it! Brian: you don't have money though. Drake: oh I stole your money. Brian: of course you did. Drake: what!? it's not like it could help you pay to keep care of your Tesla. Brian: Jesus, man. Drake: but anyway, I followed the map into the forest and found a little bolder, moved out of the way and there is a secret stairway to Dracula's cave! Brian: what if he's just like a guy that lives in the woods, underground, like that would explain the pale skin you know? Drake: shut up! first you say "Drake those kids are just anemic, don't stab them through the heart with a stake" and now this! Brian: whatever just buy me Cheetos after this. God, I want a fucking Cheeto so bad! Drake: ooh did you get sponsored by Cheetos? Brian: what? No, I'm allowed to like stuff without it being a sponsor, man. Drake: lame. okay here's the place, let's sneak down the stairs. Brian: hey, I'm starting to feel like this is just breaking and entering. Drake: what? but we didn't break anything. I just pushed a boulder. Brian: fair enough. Oh damn, this place is fancy looking. Drake: quiet, he's right there. Okay he left for the bathroom. look he has his food out. Brian: should I start recording? Drake: yeah, yeah, hurry. WHAT'S UP GUYS!!!? Brian: whoa dude, shouldn't you be whispering? he's going to hear you. Drake: what!? this is my whispering voice. Brian: we're so fucked. Drake: anyways, WHAT'S UP GUYS!!? TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE PULLING A CRAZY PRANK WHERE WE'RE GOING TO BE PUTTING GARLIC IN THE REAL DRACULA'S AT 3:00 a.m. SUSSY AMONG US FOOD IN REAL LIFE!!! MAKE SURE TO SMASH THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND BUY MY MERCH SO I CAN MAKE MONEY BECAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO BUYING MY OWN MERCH!!!! Brian you got anything to add? Brian: well I'm pretty sure the reason why people think garlic harms Dracula is because back in the day you it be used as medicine. Drake: wait? so he's just allergic to Medicine? Brian: yeah I'm pretty sure some cough syrup would have had the same effect. Drake: oh man, the garlic was more expensive than cough syrup! I didn't have to waste all your money. I mean you didn't have to waste it regardless but whatever. Drake: oh quick hide he's coming back! Dracula eats food Boo get wrecked, you just got pranked bitch! Dracula: what the!? oh my God! you really give me a heart attack! what are you doing in my- oh God, did you put Garlic in my food!? Drake: hell yeah! Dracula: why would you do that!? Drake: because you're Dracula! Drake: I haven't done anything you fool! I'm the last of my kind- oh my I'm dying! Brian: dude, I think we should call an ambulance. Drake: what!? No! I'm going to get arrested and then I'll have to make an apology video! Brian: I don't think that's going to be the worst of your problems. Drake: but then how am I going to make money to buy my own merch! Brian: I don't know man, but that isn't important! Drake: how dare you say my merch is important! Dracula: please shut up! you're talking is torture, put more garlic in my mouth and put me out of my misery, I can't stand you are talking! Brian: Jesus. Drake: okay bitch, here! Pours garlic and his mouth Dracula: gggggaaallluuuuuuuaahhhgge!!~ dies Drake: well at least we can do "Burying Dead Body Challenge" video. Besides, the guy was anti-medicine, probably an anti-vaxxer. Brian: dude I don't think that's how it works, pretty sure he's just a allergic to Medicine. Drake: well we got to get something positive out of this. Brian: so what's the moral of the story here? Drake: don't put Garlic in random people's food. Brian: yeah, I was kind of telling you that from the beginning. Drake: great we got a moral :D