CurtisLinithicum
CurtisLinithicum t1_it7zqs5 wrote
Reply to comment by v8grunt in A man pointed a crucifix at Dracula, by P7o7s7t7a7l
Dracula goes to attack a poor peasant, who fends him off with his hand-made cross.
Defeated, Dracula returns to his castle, and one of this minions asks "my lord, how was it?".
Dracula replies, "rood".
CurtisLinithicum t1_j9hbg7t wrote
Reply to A knife is like a penis… by mach16lt
It looks scary and it can kill you if someone sticks it in you, but a good hard lateral yank will snap it.