That was no accident

Seconded. It's a hell of a story.

SF writer Harlan Ellison's famous disenfranchisement.

I saw an episode once. It was not good.

Egg-zactly!

Havin' trouble choosin', honey? That's all right, darlin'.

😄

I used to get to the operator of those calls, and when they asked for the make & model, I answered "1974 Ford Pinto". They'd apologize and hang up, and they stopped calling for a month or two.

Sign accidentally dropped in from that Simpsons alternate timeline where everyone had frog tongues.

Perfect!

Study what in NK? Current leader of NK studied not in NK, sounds like a good idea to emulate him in that respect.

It's right there in the comic - given the time and place of his birth, it's unlikely.

Looking for a nice pair of smooth criminals down under?

I mean, that's so blatantly false, why even bother?

I'll cop to enjoying a solid handful of those products, but I would never sully the word "pastry" by associating snack foods like those with delectables from a pastry shop.

And that leads us right back to the OP. Gonna err on the side of "maybe they're alive" and the ever pragmatic "how about we avoid a lawsuit".

As a former EMT-C, I can tell you: we were specifically trained and told we could NOT declare anyone dead except in two cases: head detached from body, or evident rot. Anything else was a working code until the hospital took over.

Well, fuck.

But at what hidden cost?