"I can help put things in the bag for you. But once they're inside, they're mine."

If your car falls asleep like this, at least the engine may be purring nicely. :)

"Why did you design the cup this way human? I cannot carry it from this handle, my paw won't fit through."

"This nap music is nice but it's too close to my ears."

A great example of forced purr-spective! :)

"Return policy: you must return the product without its original packaging, as it is now a cat lair."

"We want to jump up there."

"That said, my happy eyes would also mean you must give all the treats."

This drawing is so lifelike, it looks like the piece of paper might start howling at any moment.

I see the Zoom interface has been updated to include a Boop button. :)

"Yes, as Zaphod, I of course have two heads. This is one of them, the other is looking through another hole."

Clearly this product has been accidentally shelved in the aisle with "food" items, rather than with the "eats food" items where it belongs. Easy error to make.

"Vell, Zaphod's just zis cat, you know?" -Gag Halfrunt

"Even though the bowl says feed me, you are actually supposed to feed the cat, not the bowl. I don't even know what bowls want to eat. But I want kitty treats."