I dont know a love story of a male human romancing a giant half orc sounds pretty interesting. I understand why you assumed her character would be feminine but I think that is what makes fantasy and games in general good. You have the freedom to play a character you normally wouldn't. Your character can be anything and anyone. Fantasy is an escape from reality

Saves on switches are tied to the profile. OP deleted the profile so all of the profiles local saves for every game will have gone with it

You did the right thing in that situation. The police found it funny but really they were probably just happy it was a false alarm. False alarms are also not a waste of resources as it was not a prank there was genuine reason to believe there was an issue

Read a few words infront of the part you quoted "Naomi approached me paused for 5 seconds before saying:

"If I didn't have the money locked somewhere" but you didn't. You left it unguarded and out in the open. In future I recommend buying a safe yoy can place in the wall or floor

You weren't making the game to profit on it. This was your own wishlist of what you wanted. Now that you know a game exists with those features you can play it