Well, now I kind of want a fake documentary about Worf getting stuck in the 21st century due to time travel shenanigans, adapting surprisingly well to the current culture, and then becoming a hot up and coming director.

Creating poignant short films about cultural issues and also occasionally challenging producers to honor duels.

Yeah, I took one look at the photo and thought, "That's not just any 'bird' that's a cassowary."

So ... like, did crime scene investigators recover the photo from a mutilated mess just barely identifiable as human?

EDIT: To be fair, maybe the photo was taken by a drone or someone who can run very fast.