CharminUltraStrongTM
CharminUltraStrongTM t1_j05hfqr wrote
Is the city growing? I’m really glad somebody finally brought this up. I have been noticing something very strange and abnormal happening in our city. It seems that the physical dimensions of the city are growing larger and larger. The streets are stretching out and the buildings are getting taller. I can't explain it, but it's as if the city is expanding before our very eyes.
But that's not all. I've also noticed that the walk to the path station is getting longer and longer. It's as if the distance is increasing, even though we all know that the path station is a fixed location.
I know this all sounds crazy, but I promise you that I'm not making this up. I swear that this is happening. Something very wrong is going on in Jersey City and we need to figure out what it is before it's too late.
Please, if any of you have noticed anything strange or out of the ordinary, let me know. We need to work together to figure out what's going on and stop it before it's too late. Thank you
CharminUltraStrongTM t1_j037wsd wrote
Reply to comment by AWarTimeConsigliere in path fare evasion ticket help / virtual court summons by seaawhisperer
Look on the bright side - by the time you get out, all this construction will be done!
CharminUltraStrongTM t1_j05jyni wrote
Reply to comment by mrk_is_pistol in Is Jersey City a good place to live and is it growing? by idealisticleopard
I understand where you're coming from, and I appreciate your suggestion to measure the dimensions of the city. However, I fear that the changes happening to our city may be beyond the capabilities of conventional measuring tools.
As I mentioned in my previous post, the buildings and streets are starting to stretch out in a way that is not normal. I believe that something supernatural or extraterrestrial may be at play here, and as such, I don't think that simple measurement will be enough to understand what's happening.
I urge you to keep an open mind and consider the possibility that there may be forces at work that we don't yet understand.