I've never had a stale bagel.

Lox bagel, but replace the plain bagel with the five cheese. Also, I don't like the capers, so I don't add them.

Einstein bagels is where it's at, baby

You might try Jones's sodas. You can usually find them at Price Cutter. They have flavors like cotton candy, and green apple.

Sure wish God had given my mom back her legs when she was still alive.🙄

I go to After Effects since I was 5 years old. Susan Day always does my hair perfect.

If you're into Karaoke, Friends gas amazing pizza and wings. Plus you get to watch the local idiots (me) try to sing. It's a win win!

My dad and I just discovered that place. My god, it's so delicious.

Galloway Grill has really tasty burgers in my opinion.

So probably no cancelation for people who work at Plaster Student Union?

J.C. Penny's always has adorable clothes for little kids. You could try there. It's in the Battlefield Mall.

The old man and woman who advertise the big green eggs. They're the discount Dave and Lammie.

I'm also not sure how to make a character. I'm terrible at math and would need some help.

As long as it's not online.

Rama Thai has duck, but I'm not sure if it's Peking.

Let me know if you find one. I'm looking for one too.

Stay classy Springfield

Sewer line probably burst

In broad daylight? Again?!

Exactly. Some people like to study outside and it's annoying when you're 50 pages deep in your textbook and all you can hear is "JESUS JESUS JESUS" and badly played piano.😂😂😂

Glycerine...

Fuck JRC. All my homes hate JRC.

I saw a couple guys doing motorcycle wheelies a couple months ago over by Karai ramen. Idiots.

I mean, it IS Missouri...

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