And failing 95% of the time.

>You could always put it in your checked suitcase

Never travelled with very young children I take it?

Never travelled with very young children I take it?

It's ok, the bullets were coated with jelly. So it all balanced out.

But the handgun you can keep.

Forgive me for saying so but it sounds like this machine isn't very reliable. If it's routinely mistaking cards for bombs and peanut butter for homemade explosives, that feels like a very high false positive rate to me.

Maybe instead of banning everything in sight, it'd be better to fix the machine?

Can they define that? Because no one seems to be able to.

We've done it before...

Is it the remote work? Or is it the gays?

Make up your mind, guys.

Again.

I mean it worked so well the last time.

I'd love it if this were a solution. My mother gets dozens of these every day. She's cognitively impaired and sometimes she *does* click the links in a text message no matter how fishy it is.

Next headline: Gen Z is Killing Another Beloved Tradition

There is something sort of unsatisfying in paying money to watch holograms do tricks.

I was going to point out that the plural of goldfish is goldfish, but I saw a squirrel and forgot what I was doing.