Stuff happens to everyone with the opposite sex. In high school (long time ago) I ran into my crush in the high school office. He said something funny, I laughed--and blew the biggest snot bubble I've ever blown in my life. He just stood there smiling at me and I snorted it back in and the moment passed. Embarrassing as hell, but not fatal.

At least she'd be serving ravioli on a lettuce leaf instead of in a jelly jar or on a pile of taxidermied baby ducks or on a shovel head. That kind of bs really pisses me off.

There has been only ONE documented case of a person putting something in Halloween candy. It was a father who tried to kill his kids off with cyanide in Pixie Sticks so he could collect on the insurance money. Nope, nobody put razor blades in Halloween candy. We hear all the horrible warnings every year, but do we ever see it on the news? No. That's because it only comes from shitty people on facebook.