Bobbyoot47
Bobbyoot47 t1_jabkafp wrote
Reply to Yo mama so fat by LeoReddit2019
They asked her what she wanted on her hamburger. She said a hotdog.
She puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
She wears a wristwatch on each arm, she covers two time zones.
She got on a weigh scale and the read out said “one at a time, please.”
She goes jogging she leaves a trail of potholes.
She wears high heels she strikes oil.
Her bathtub have stretch marks.
When she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
During sex guys ask directions.
You want to have sex with her you got a dip her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Bobbyoot47 t1_jaem5ah wrote
Reply to Russia has announced early results from the election by Henri_Dupont
All those opposing Putin have died…uhhh….decided not to run.