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Blutarg t1_iuyjidj wrote
Reply to TIL the former members of Timbuk 3 have refused to license the song "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" for commercials, including a $900,000 offer from AT&T and offers from Ford, the U.S. Army, and Bausch & Lomb for their Ray-Ban sunglasses. by big_macaroons
Good for them.
Blutarg t1_iuyidgl wrote
Blutarg t1_iuyi9lb wrote
Reply to comment by Vlacas12 in TIL that the Persian King Xerxes was so enraged after a storm destroyed his bridges that he ordered the sea be given 300 whiplashes, and branded it with red-hot irons as the soldiers shouted at the water by LethalPoopstain
If I were a king I could totally see myself doing this. Heck, I could see myself giving my computer a few lashes sometimes.
Blutarg t1_iut0opf wrote
Reply to TIL: On the day of his audition to sing for ACDC, Brian Johnson also sang a Hoover vacuum commercial by balaclavaloungeparty
Hoover Vac!
Dust attack!
Number one with a bullet it's a power pack!
Blutarg t1_iujeokn wrote
Reply to How does a ghost plan his day? by almalikisux
That's funny as sheet!
Blutarg t1_iui8h6e wrote
Reply to comment by Waitsfornoone in A guy walks into a bar on Halloween by Firegoat1
No one said "pip pip cheerio!" so you're right.
Blutarg t1_iui8c85 wrote
Reply to A guy walks into a bar on Halloween by Firegoat1
Never moon a werewolf.
Blutarg t1_iuayna7 wrote
snort Good one!
Blutarg t1_iu9hkaj wrote
Reply to comment by Uglysinglenearyou in A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. by AdeptLengthiness8886
Hahaha :)
Blutarg t1_iu90th0 wrote
Reply to A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. by AdeptLengthiness8886
This joke is kiln it!
Blutarg t1_iu90jx6 wrote
"I have taught you well."
Blutarg t1_iu8ung0 wrote
Reply to comment by Landlubber77 in TIL that by solving Captchas we are helping to train machine learning models. by MisterMovie50
Haha :)
Blutarg t1_iu8ulku wrote
Reply to comment by scurvydog-uldum in TIL that by solving Captchas we are helping to train machine learning models. by MisterMovie50
Why on Earth would that be obvious?
Blutarg t1_iu8ui69 wrote
Reply to TIL that by solving Captchas we are helping to train machine learning models. by MisterMovie50
Oh good, they're annoying AND they're hastening our destruction by Skynet.
Blutarg t1_iu1v7z2 wrote
That looks like an interesting place to visit, not only because of all its exhibits but because of the building itself.
Blutarg t1_itvqdut wrote
Ow.
Blutarg t1_isr0onn wrote
Reply to TIL Liquid Helium is the perfect element to keep the superconductive magnets in MRI machines cold by Alternative-Leg1095
There sure are some smart people in these comments. Menawhile, I make a post in r/horror and a mod bans me for life because I linked to a page with an ad on it, and the sub rules say "no advertising".
Blutarg t1_iscra8p wrote
Reply to comment by S2Charlie in I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... by GreatInconsequence
I wish I could meet a blind woman.
Blutarg t1_iqobbw9 wrote
Reply to comment by Dakar-A in TIL Fayetteville AR is named for Fayetteville TN, which is in turn named for Fayetteville NC by Dakar-A
And marquis de Lafayette was named after Fayetteville, Arkansas!!!
Blutarg t1_iw52858 wrote
Reply to TIL the Nile crocodile has the strongest bite of all animals. by FutureRobotWordplay
So if it bites you and doesn't let go, you'll still be there after a while.