BlueverseGacha
BlueverseGacha t1_jdypzd6 wrote
Reply to comment by Sambal_Oelek in This plastic stool in China has Apple logos on it by dragon-fruity
average Apple enthusiast
BlueverseGacha t1_jdy9nji wrote
iStool 1
$19,999.99
BlueverseGacha t1_jdt68eb wrote
Reply to Um, no thanks. I’ll pass. by toxinogen
saucy
BlueverseGacha t1_jadz8z1 wrote
burnt marshmallow
i need
BlueverseGacha t1_iyfen3r wrote
I was in a coma for 3 days.
I was told "You were in a coma for 3 days".
Last thing I remember happening: Running away from my friend (playing tag), turn to see the corner of a brick wall, black out for 1 second*(literal "1 Mississippi"-type "1 Second"), ask what happened, told 3-day coma, look into mirror and see massive scar across my upper-left forehead(3 days seems plausible)*.
<INSERT YEARS LATER>
Still have the scar.
Bring it back up, mentioning "3-day coma".
Mother says: "It wasn't 3 days, what do you mean?"
<END>
I've still been telling people it was 3 days, because "Years Later" is actually around "9-10 Years Later".
BlueverseGacha t1_iyfd252 wrote
Reply to Why aren’t you living the life you want? by [deleted]
I'm stuck in a universe that doesn't have Magic, what do you think?
BlueverseGacha t1_iyf84iq wrote
QR Code to a website which downloads a Gif of only QR Codes.
every QR Code in the Gif is a different Rickroll.
BlueverseGacha t1_je7uabt wrote
Reply to (OC) I decided to make stew today... by TreebeardLookalike
must be a sign from the gods!