Blood_Jesus
Blood_Jesus t1_je34p4d wrote
Reply to This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6
Like... I know, but I'd rather not know, ya know?
Blood_Jesus t1_jdrma9d wrote
Reply to comment by undead77 in I have an unopened Chaco Taco by Rokko_Cash
Your mother is too messy for the south's hot weather.
Blood_Jesus t1_ja9cjlb wrote
Reply to comment by MoistCity530 in A Souvenir shop in EGYPT!! by CityLongjumping9752
Or CAIRO or EGYPT.
Blood_Jesus t1_ja9ch0i wrote
Reply to A Souvenir shop in EGYPT!! by CityLongjumping9752
I guess it makes sense. Rome was all up in Egypt's guts for a long time. Rome has a lot of peniseses in their art.
Blood_Jesus t1_j9zah8u wrote
Pilot, co-pilot.
Blood_Jesus t1_j6nnwyv wrote
Reply to comment by cherryisback in my (155cm/5'1) jeans next to my husband's (200cm/6'5) by cherryisback
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Blood_Jesus t1_j6nnvh1 wrote
Reply to comment by Comfortable-Force595 in my (155cm/5'1) jeans next to my husband's (200cm/6'5) by cherryisback
How'd you even get in?
Blood_Jesus t1_j5mygec wrote
What address?
Blood_Jesus t1_j5hglgv wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Spa sorry for offending victims of NI violence by IJustWantedThis
I clicked the link, fought off several pop ups and then I was only able to see the first sentence of the story.
I am an adult and I was unable to see.
Your snark game is fucking weeeeeak.
Blood_Jesus t1_j1xzxzl wrote
Reply to comment by chrisco125 in This is $9.99 of groceries I bought today by Groundbreaking_Dare4
That's some cheap avocados. There are stores selling the big ones for $4 where I'm at.
Blood_Jesus t1_iyfckgw wrote
Reply to comment by HexicPyth in My country has put warnings in CocaCola reading "Excess in Sugar" and "Contains caffeine, avoid in children" by aM3o03
Oh my God I love juice SO much. I wish it didn't give me diabetes.
Blood_Jesus t1_iyeam6a wrote
Reply to comment by Ecstatic_Scholar_846 in My country has put warnings in CocaCola reading "Excess in Sugar" and "Contains caffeine, avoid in children" by aM3o03
What is smart soda?
Blood_Jesus t1_iyeabf7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My country has put warnings in CocaCola reading "Excess in Sugar" and "Contains caffeine, avoid in children" by aM3o03
But there are many that don't know how bad sugar is for you.
Blood_Jesus t1_iufwsnd wrote
Reply to A 1982 copy of Star Wars on VHS by worldwar2nerd280
I will give you so much money for that.
Blood_Jesus t1_iuapukt wrote
Reply to comment by Anne_Nonymouse in Found the left stone years ago at a beach and the right stone today in a forest by muted-peach
The quest continues, next week! Tune in with us as our heros venture to the magical dairy lands in search for the fabled Chalice of Milk!
Blood_Jesus t1_je34xgx wrote
Reply to comment by Haunting_Account2392 in This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6
I'm pretty sure you don't know how piss works.
Or dinosaurs.
Or recycling.